Two pcs of cloth = Curtains!

mr FAT and ms PIG had some guests coming to their humble abode over the weekend….

"Aiyoh, why no curtains?! Very dangerous one, you know?! "

"People with ill intentions will like your house best! It would be worthwhile to break into ur house! Just look at your brand new furniture! Especially your 29 inch panasonic TV set, your HP pavilion PC and your beautiful wife!" mr FAT’s sis voiced her concerns.

*the above is an exaggerated version of mr FAT’s sis conversation. She dun speak like that in real life and she’s a very gentle and nice lady. And ok, I confess…the part about the "beautiful wife" is made up by me.

"Got! Got! We got curtains! We bought a shower curtain from ikea! It looks like and feels like normal, cloth curtain!!" ms PIG proudly beamed.

"but dunno if its enough for all the windows..he (mr FAT) says its enough, told he to buy more, he says no need…" grumbled ms PIG.

"Aiyah, no need lah! its enough lah! trust me! " assured mr FAT and he went on to cut up the curtain into 3 pieces….

I wish I can show u all how mr FAT cut the curtain up in the most brutal way…but I m too lazy to take and upload pictures…let me illustrate using words…

Pc no.1 = windows in the living room

Pc no.2 = windows in the study room

Pc no. 3 = windows in the bedroom.

He further went on to cut up the 3 pcs and divided them into 5 pcs….

Pc 1 becomes Pc 1a and 1b

Pc 2 becomes Pc 2a and 2b

Pc 3 remains uncut.

now both the living room and the study has two pieces of curtain each…

"Cutting the curtain into two pcs will make it look like curtains!" mr FAT happily explains….

In the end….

People with ill intentions, can still peek into the house which is scantily covered with pieces of curtain…

in fact, it encourages people to peek into the house…coz when they do peek, its difficult for people inside the house (especially for ’severely shortsighted’ ms PIG and ‘refused to admit he’s severely shortsighted’ mr FAT) to realise someone is peeking…

Worse still, the last piece of curtain (pc 3), supposed to cover the bedroom windows so as to reduce the sun glare in the morning, is too small to even cover 1/3 of the window in the bedroom…

ms PIG just hope that mr FAT dun cut that misrable pc of curtain into half to make it look like curtains!

chronicles of mr FAT and ms PIG to be continued…..