meeting of the countrybumpkins

mr FAT and ms PIG had it coming….

they unwittedly allowed a horde of rowdy and noisy countrybumpkins* set their feet upon their humble abode.

*countrybumpkins : They hail from the Young, Exciting Country, their national colour is orange & their mother tongue is rubblish.

"Opps! I did it again!" mr Policeman proving once again that, besides nabbing crooks, he was equally apt at leaving water marks on mosaic tiles…

ms PIG shot a dirty look at mr Policeman and poked mr FAT with her fat finger.

"Do something!"

mr FAT wanted to kick mr Policeman but decided against it after envisaging that he might be charged with police assault.

He quickly enlisted the help of mr MOS Burger, who passed the tissue to him to cover up the mess before ms PIG poke him again.

"What is happening to my pretty little face?? Anyone seen this or had this skin problem before? Any advice?"  ms Tiny pleaded.

Everyone hustled to give her advice…

"aiyah, think you must change your boyfriend, you must be allegic to your boyfren’s tongue…" mr FAT quipped, drawing laughter from the rest.

Not funny.

…it was hilarious

mr Volleyball tried to restore order and stop the ruckus, alas, no one seem to listen. Everyone was yakking happily away.

Meanwhile, mr Muscleman was asking mr Volleyball and ms PIG for their signatures on some cheques. He was lifting pen on one hand and a thick arch file on the other.

Out of sudden, mr Sunglasses dropped red bombs onto everyone’s laps…yes, no one was spared. Even ms Ah Lian, who came late and tried to slip away, caught the red bomb. (caught red-handed?)

All the while, ms Blur was scratching her head, trying to figure what was going on…

It was mr Shutterbug’s birthday and ms PIG was smart to get candles enough even for uncle Volleyball.

mr Shutterbug, the country’s official photographer cum historian, has a knack of surprising people when their candid mugshots appeared on the web on the very same day.

Funnily, the people in the photos look busy… busy toking, busy laughin, busy eating…mr FAT was seen in many photos with something edible in his hand…

While mr Shutterbug was busy cutting his cake and sharing it, ms Tiny and ms Hairstylist were snapping happily away with his camera. ms Hairstylist combed her hair for the zillionth time.

"What is that bag of things?" mr Shutterbug noticed the big red plastic bag ms Ah Lian was carrying..

ms Ah Lian was sitting quietly at a corner, feeling upset and woody (opps, its ‘moody’).

"Oh… discounted loreal comestics!" ms Ah Lian suddenly jerked out of her moodiness…

"So cheap!!" ms PIG, ms Mascot, ms Hairstylist and ms Blur shouted in unison.

ms Blur announced that she is looking for job now and thinking of joining the airforce…

"Siao boh!" mr Sunglasses, mr Mos Burger and mr Volleyball shouted in unison.

The ladies wooed and wowed as ms Ah Lian fished out her good buys for all to see…

"I just buy what other people buy lor…" ms Ah Lian explained smugly..

When the countryfolks left, suddenly, there was peace and serenity..

though mr FAT and ms PIG had to clean up, they were glad that the rowdy countrybumpkins made effort to come to their humble home and scare the shit out of the sleepy neighbourhood with their boisterous banter

disclaimer: this is a story of fictionious characters, if there is any similarity to real life persons, it is of PURE COINCIDENCE…