Off to KK…

Been really really buzy these few weeks…

I m going to KK….KOTA KINABALU….

No, I m not going there to climb mountain…I m going there to WORK…

Sianz….just when I tot that I will be able to enjoy my long vesak day weekend…I ve to drag my feet to KK..

Some of you might be thinking, "wow! overseas working trip, fun wah! "

NAY! just take a peek at the 10 damned good reasons for….

WHY I M NOT GOING TO ENJOY MYSELF AT KK

1) there goes my long weekend!!

2) its vesak holiday! for goodness’ sake!  lots of cartoons and movies on TV….and I can’t watch them!!!

3) its not sydney I m going to…its KK leh!..boringzzz….

4) we are flying via MAS…its the only airline flying there…

eeee yikes!

No further comments, I m not going to be sued for defamation…

5) I m going there to work! I ve to make sure everything in the programme run smoothly! @#$%^ damned! I would be damned if something screwed up!

6) I m going with my colleagues*! What a great getaway from work!

*includes my boss

7) I m going to MISS my irritating plus smelly brother and my alwis-shrieking little sis…

of coz, I m going to miss mr FAT…..’s cooking

bet there are two persons who are going to be really glad that I m away for this weekend…mr FAT’s two billiard khakis, mr La pi xiao xing and mr Singtel…   

I M BROKE! darn! I won’t be able to afford a spa package which is about the most value-for-$ thing to do out of S’pore…

9) A huge pile of work is waiting for me to come back…for a chance to pounce on me and crush me like a grrr cock…roach…

10) The person reading is thinking of what a wimp I m complainin about a free trip to KK….NOTHING IS FREE, ok? 

Oh…there is a 11th reason…..

11) I WILL MISS MY YEC NITE CYCLING TRIP THIS WEEKEND….

Good luck and have fun, pple!