Men….
mr FAT and ms PIG were in the MRT, on their way home.
ms PIG spied a gal, two seats away from her. The gal was wearing a bright yellow t-shirt and on her ears, were a pair of bright yellow button-looking (complete with 4 holes, maybe they are buttons!) earrings..
tinking that it was interesting, ms PIG turned to mr FAT and whispered into his ears,
"Psst…The gal sitting two seats away from me has buttons as earrings.."
mr FAT craned his neck out and looked to the right.
He relaxed into his seat and asked ms PIG to repeat what she had just said.
"The gal’s earrings looked like buttons…" ms PIG whispered again, getting impatient with mr FAT.
mr FAT craned his neck out again and and looked at the gal again.
"What did you say just now? Can you repeat one more time?" mr FAT was asking for trouble…
"THE…GAL…HAS…BUTTONS…AS..HER…EARRINGS.." ms PIG spoke loundly into mr FAT’s ears.
Upon hearing this, mr Fat relaxed into his seat and did not attempt to look at the gal again.
He looked at ms PIG and said flatly with a frown on his face,
"I thought you say the gal did not button (her blouse)…chey.."
Men…
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